Wake up Fool - Chip Tha Ripper

Riding with a uzi, and 3 niggas with the shotty’s

And 2 hotties, a purple Bugatti, a candy Ferrari

Crashed then flew out the windshield, tuck & roll

Hopped up, bloody nose, fuck it nigga here we go

Shots ring out, I duck, running through the woods

Pulled out my phone called Big Foot said «Look

Punch the shit out these niggas like you did that one nigga

In that beef jerky commercial he said well no one will hurt you»

Then hung up.

Then a goddamn ninja popped out

And started throwing ninja stars at me, got me

Blood everywhere I keep falling to the grass

Samurai sword in his hand while he just laugh

No, that was just a dream, now I’m woke

Thank you Geeze, wipe the crust out my eyes

Brush my teeth I have hygiene, then spark them tweeds

That I need to succeed, that trojan ganja got no seeds

Then after all that I give them hoes a call back

Well, on second thought maybe I’mma fall back

Cause all that riff raft ain’t even what’s happening

Just go wake up Mr Mcnaire and ask him

More love less blasting, check it

Voice mail full, first unheard message

Was a pretty young thing trying to give me a message

I mean massage, I mean besides

The simple fact that I gotta get paid for today

Hey, I charge the world to stack for me to wake and get

Unless you trying to come over and get naked

I used to hound the pussy now I can’t shake it

I jumped up, juke spin move from the pussy

It’s like Madden, in the end zone a bunch of money

So touchdown Hopkins, baggage claim Jenkins

Shoe game stankin', Louie frames reeking

Now tell me can you smell me

Ladies can you feel me

I only pay attention

It ain’t nothing you could sell me

A hustler from Cleveland, niggas busting every evening

Murder rate top 3 and ain’t even a million people

More DC to grind till we equal

Lick the balls make sure you get every wrinkle now

We was down but we up now

All mighty glory us, when you see us bow, nigga