Checco Rap - Checco Zalone

Io mi ricordo ancora

Quando stavamo inzieme

Che tu dicevi amore

Ti voglio tando bene

E io che ci credevo nonostante la gente

Mi diceva

Stacc accuort che a uaglion è un po' fetente

Lo diceva pure mia madre

Inzieme a mia cognata

Che lei sulle persone

Non zi aveva mai sbagliata

E litigavo con lei per difenderti sai

Che se l’avrei saputo ca passavo tanti guai

Ma quando che mia madre

Ti invitava per mangiare

I piatti tu alla fine

Non l’hai mai voluto fare

Facevi la penichella

Guardavi la telenovella

Sdraiata sul divano

Co telecomando in mano

Rit.

Quand’eri sfaticata

Ma io t’ho sembre amata a te

Che donna sfaticata

Ma io t’ho sembre amata a te

Quel lungo pomeriggio

Dendro l’ipermercato

A cercare lo stivaletto

Per l’abito tigrato

Da indossare al matrimonio

Di Carmela tua cuggina

Ti somigliava tanto

Quella granda bucchina!

Non perdesti l’occasione

Per guardarti al commesso

Ci facisti l’occhiolino

Volevi farmi fesso

Ma tu mo

Dimmi na cosa

Che ti credi che sono cretino

Ti piaceva quel commesso

Somigliava a Costantino

E tutte quelle volte

Che arrivava quello squillo

È un amica mi dicevi

Non scocciarmi stai trnquillo

Ma quel numero lo sai che io me l’ho memorizzato

Ed era maschio

Quando l’ho telefonato

Rit.

Quand’eri zoccolona

Peccato che eri bona

Che donna sfaticata

Ma io l’ho sembre amata

Ma poi mi ho liberato

Da queste frustazioni

Allora ti ho lasciata

Ed aggie scritt sta canzone

Dove voglio dirlo a tutti

Chi eri veramende

Dove voglio sputtanarti

Voglio dircelo alla gente

Dovevo sopportare

Inzieme alle altre cose

La voglia di parlare

Unita all’alitosi

Dovevo allontanarmi se levavi i stivali

I tuoi non erano piedi

Erano arme letali

E per giustificarti la puzza delle ascelle

Buttavi tutta la colpa

Ad un problema della pelle

E quanto deodorante

Quanto ne spruzzavi

Ma non ti serve a un cazzo

Se prima non ti lavi

GNORANTE!

Rit.

Quand’eri sporcacciona

L’igiene della persona

Nun zai manco dov'è

Quand’eri zoccolona

Peccato ch’eri bona

Quand’eri sfaticata

Ma io t’ho sembre amata a te

Quand’eri sfaticata

Ma io t’ho sembre amata a te

I still remember

When we were together

That you said love

I love you

And I believed it despite the people

She told me

Stacc accuort that in uaglion is a bit stinking

My mother said so too

Together with my sister-in-law

That she about people

Zi had never been wrong

And I was fighting with her to defend you, you know

That if I would have known, I would have been in a lot of trouble

But when that my mother

She invited you to eat

The dishes you in the end

You never wanted to do it

You did the penichella

You watched the soap opera

Lying on the sofa

Co remote control in hand

Delay

When you were lazy

But I have always loved you

What a lazy woman

But I have always loved you

That long afternoon

Dendro the hypermarket

To look for the boot

For the brindle dress

To wear to the wedding

Of Carmela your cuggina

She looked so much like you

That big bucchina!

You did not miss the opportunity

To look at the salesman

You winked at us

You wanted to screw me

But you mo

Tell me what

That you think I'm an idiot

You liked that salesman

He looked like Constantine

And all those times

That that ring came

She is a friend you told me

Don't bother me, stay calm

But you know that number I have memorized it

And it was male

When I called him

Delay

When you were a slut

Too bad you were hot

What a lazy woman

But I have always loved her

But then I got free

From these frustrations

So I left you

And aggie wrote this song

Where I want to tell everyone

Who were you veramende

Where I want to screw you up

I want to tell people

I had to endure

Along with other things

The desire to speak

Combined with bad breath

I had to get away if you took off your boots

Yours weren't feet

They were lethal weapons

And to justify the stench in your armpits

Throw all the blame on it

To a skin problem

And how much deodorant

How much you sprayed

But you don't fucking need it

If you don't wash first

GNORANTE!

Delay

When you were dirty

Personal hygiene

Nun zai not even where it is

When you were a slut

Too bad you were good

When you were lazy

But I have always loved you

When you were lazy

But I have always loved you