Secretary - Charming Disaster

Secretary says you’ve got a meeting

And the Secretary’s always right

You don’t know what you’d do without her

And you can’t even remember how you met her

But she runs your life

She keeps the wolves away when you most need it

And you need it more than yesterday

Pencil in her hair is always sharp

But nothing’s sharper than the look she gives you

When you try to make her stay

Secretary knows your weaknesses

A dozen roses' sweetness is

No more than she deserves from you

Tell her to tell you what to do

You don’t know where she goes when she leaves you

Even if you did who would believe you

The shouting on the phone has gotten frequent

Hands are shaky and you need a shave

Secretary steps out for a minute

Hands you whiskey, razors, aspirin

And the order for your wife’s bouquet

Secretary knows your weaknesses

A dozen roses' sweetness is

No more than she deserves from you

Tell her to tell you what to do

The smell of smoke is always on her breath

Though you’ve never seen her smoke a single cigarette

Did you get the Secretary’s memo

Pay attention 'cause it’s gonna hurt

Secretary says she’ll take a letter

Did you let her take the thing that’s beating

Underneath your starched white shirt

Secretary knows your weaknesses

A dozen roses' sweetness is

No more than she deserves from you

Tell her to tell you what to do

Is she on your side or taking over?

She’ll eat your heart if you tell her you love her

Secretary knows your weaknesses

A dozen roses' sweetness is

No more than she deserves from you (Secretary knows your weaknesses)

Tell her to tell you what to do (Secretary knows your weakness)

Secretary knows

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Secretary knows…

Secretary knows