Hello Bill - Charlie Walker

Mr. Bell’s Invention almost got me killed last night

But why blame a long gone dead man cus my life ain’t right

The one I’m fooling 'round with plumb forgot my wife was home

So here’s the way I alibied when I beat her to the phone

Hello Bill, Is that you Bill?

How are you doing Bill

No, Bill, Wish I could Bill, Not tonight

Though my wife stood back there

listening I could see she wasn’t thrilled

When I turned to her with innocent

eyes and said, «Honey, that was Bill»

Hello Bill means that I love you, Dear with all my heart

Is that you Bill means that I’m sorry that we’re so far apart

How are you doing means that tomorrow we can be alone

Anything I say after No, Bill, means my wife’s on the other phone

Hello Bill, Is that you Bill?

How are you doing Bill

No, Bill, Wish I could Bill, Not tonight

Though my wife stood back there

listening I could see she wasn’t thrilled

When I turned to her with innocent

eyes and said, «Honey, that was Bill»