Sunset Boulevard - Charlie Robison

Well, I wish I had my picture on the Rolling stone today

I wish that the Enquirer spread a rumor that I was gay

I wish I had some buddies, some movie stars and such

Cause I probably wouldn’t worry about the two of us as much

And I’d spend all my money on caviar and cocaine

And I would not remember how you broke my heart today

You know I, I wish I had a super model so skinny and so wild

And a waitress in Nevada, she says she’s carrying my child

I’d drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair blowin' in the wind

I’d stop at fancy restaurants and they’d finally let me in

And I’d spend all my money on caviar and cocaine

And I would not remember how you broke my heart today

Yeah, I wish I had my picture with the Rolling Stones today

And I wish the enquirer would spread a rumor that I was gay

I wish I knew a movie star, someone like Charlie Sheen

'Cause if he’d hang out with Kato Kaelin

Well I guess he’d hang out with me

And I’d spend all my money on caviar and rogaine

And I would not remember how you broke my heart today