Everything I Do Is Wrong - Charlie Rich

I see a great big sign on a one way street

Goin' down the wrong way who do I meet

A big policeman walkin' his beat

Everything I do is wrong

Everything I do is wrong on me

Everything I do is wrong

I just don’t see how I’m gonna get along

'Cause everything I do is wrong

Well I’m busy getting ready for a big date

Rushin' like a mad man to keep from being late

I take a wrong turn and wind up in another state

Everything I do is wrong

Everything I do is wrong on me

Everything I do is wrong

I just don’t see how I’m gonna get along

'Cause everything I do is wrong

Well I hate to be the type of a guy who complain

Every time I wash my car it’s bound to rain

I take a trip North and catch a Southbound train

Everything I do is wrong

Everything I do is wrong for on me

Everything I do is wrong

I just don’t see how I’m gonna get along

'Cause everything I do is wrong

Mmm on me