Ray Gun - Charlatan

In the time of molevolestation, extererotic, teresturbulation

Between galaxies wrought with contentions

By the power that be’s abstainexistance

Quinnioche «Ray-gun», the master of the lazerotic scum

Teresticular advantage, no Scoob he can’t outgun

Until he met Finelatia Tooth’s prophylactary defense, he tried to draw on her

his ray-gun and blasted on his leg

Let’s do battle, enemate

Let’s do battle in the rain

Let’s do battle, can you take me in front of these creatures?

They’re willing

to pay

There’s just some problems a ray-gun can’t fix

There’s just some problems a ray-gun can’t fix

There’s just some problems a ray-gun can’t fix

There’s just some problems, there’s just some problems

Finelatia Tooth, a prostosapian by trade, was unimpressed, when she saw

Quinnioche’s sploogered leg

«Clean your gnarb,» she said «this duel isn’t over yet

The only way to beat this harlotreck is choke me with your love.»

Let’s do battle, enemate

Let’s do battle in the rain

Let’s do battle, can you take me in front of these creatures?

They’re willing

to pay

Brain meets vagasm

Ten paces Quinnioche suffers from premature ray-gun ejactospasms

If there’s a Grod, 'Latia Tooth finally showed me

The unadvarse knows no end to my glory

Galaximized I just dare them to stop us

They’ll be ejizzmulated by our bukaucus

There’s just some problems a ray-gun can’t fix

There’s just some problems a ray-gun can’t fix

There’s just some problems a ray-gun can’t fix

There’s just some problems…

Let’s do battle, enemate

Let’s do battle in the rain

Let’s do battle, can you take me in front of these creatures?

They’re willing

to pay

Brain meets vagasm

Ten paces Quinnioche suffers from premature ray-gun ejactospasms

There’s just some problems a ray-gun can’t fix

There’s just some problems, there’s just some problems