In My House - Chant

In my house

The grass is green all the time

And bird sits in a cage

Watching the Muppet show

RCA dogs stand guard

At my front gate

One broken speaker

One broken eye

In my house

In my house

Sometimes late at night

I turn off all the lights

You can hear them say

Please don’t let it end

Watchful eyes of my ancestors

Hang from the walls

In my house

In my house

I spend my days

Living on passion fruit

My refrigerator is filled

With cupcakes and brownies

In my house

Six one half

A dozen the other

In my house

In my house

From what I’ve heard

Leads me to believe

That the sandman

Is an odd sort of fellow

On the kitchen couch

Watching wallpaper peal

While I’m getting strange

And getting mellow

In my house

In my house