Egg - CG5

EGG!

Do you like this

EGG?

Eggstraordinary

EGG!

I don’t mean to egg you on about this

EGG!

But do you eggcept this

EGG?

I’ve never seen something more eggceptional than this

EGG!

I’m having an eggsistential crisis

'Cuz I need to know, why is this egg

So amazing?

I’m not eggsaggerating

Boiling with eggcitement

And I don’t mean to frighten

But it’s all because of the eggsistence of this

EGG!

What a sunny-side up day!

Perfect in every way!

However if you try to poach my egg

I’ll poach your soul!

He’s not eggspendable

Yes, I’m being intentional

Eggbert is my new best friend

He will be with me til the end

But sometimes I wonder

Would he taste good fried?

Can’t get over this easy

Think I just might cry

Scrambling for solutions

But it’s no use

I eggsecrate this feeling

But I know what I must do

Goodbye Eggbert

I think about you everyday

Perfect in every way

And I can’t eggspress how much I miss you

Oh Eggbert

You tasted oh so great

But I’ll always miss my egg!

I’ll always miss my egg