Komedyenler İş Başında - Ceza

Şimdi bak İstanbul style

Patlayan bir bomba Ceza

With the flow, with the flow

Mikrofon şov

Komedyenler iş başında

Ya, ya, ya, ya

Komedyenler iş başında, değeri yok mihenk taşında

Yapılan iş pişen aşında, eylemi çıkar peşinde

Dinle bana ne lâzım, haydi söyle sana ne lâzım, ha?

Sen anladın mı sana ne lâzım?

Sana bir reçete yazdım

Komedyenler iş başında, düzelecek mi politika?

Üzülecek mi aileler, yoksa düzülecek mi?

Canavar enflasyonu % 1'e mi vurdular?

Çok komik yalan, çok komik dolan, bana bir bak lan!

İrtikâp ardı ardına, gaita ahşa düştü, efsun çok fasih

Proleter zifos içinde müptezel rasatta

Her lahza olabilir muvazenede bir fasit

Asit hamız misali eritirim ve bitiririm

Muhtıramı verip ben yerime çekilirim

Ana haber bültenindeki komedyenlere, hokkabazlara, şaklabanlara,

belleten memleketine çevirene, yo!

Şeker yerine zeker verdim işte bu sefer, vadedilen her şey çok komik lan!

(Ha-ha-ha)

Bana baksana bana, benim adım Ceza, varamazsan tadıma da bana yaklaş,

bana dikkat, bana laklak etme sakın ha sen, beni bilsen yaklaşmazdın ha sen

beni dinlesen!

(Ha-ha-ha)

Kerhane pezevenkleri sizi gidi kır pezevenkleri, bana bakınız lan teşhir yerine

gidin evinize lan!

Golleri saydırın, ayda bir kaldırın, haydi bir bastırın, çok komik olmayın,

aldanın aldatın, avlayın avlanın, rol yapın oynayın, magazini bozmayın,

meclise sokmayın, cazgıra meydan vermeyin, heyecan olacak heyelan,

boğulur ceylan misali heyecan, Ceza burada

Numero uno base in the place

I rock the mic with the pretty face

Though I’m not conceded I am just exact

So you sucky DJ’s just get the hell back

I would if I could, but I can’t, so I won’t

Don’t ask why, no man, not now

Pissing me off, ripping me off, stripping me off, I’m sick of it

Step off all you motherfuckers better give off

Tired of all these people always causing static

Everybody all around go get my

(Ha-ha-ha)

cause all this panic, tragic would you gotta civilogic

You know what I’m saying

Yo, this is Ceza and DJ Funky C, that’s me

Swayin', playin', you are the rain no delayin'

From the bottom to the top, a top to the bottom

And I’m a people rockin' and while I still got 'em, yeah

Ladies really pretty from city to city

And now you’re getting down to the

From the bottom to the top and to the top to the bottom

And I’m a people rockin' while I still got 'em

Ya, ya, ya, ya

Çok komikler hepsi, çok ağrıdı bu karnım

Güldüm her zaman, bu soytarılığa bazen ağladım

Gözümden geldi yaş, göz yaparken çıktı kaş, yarası olana baş, Ceza ve DJ Funky

C usta nakkaş

Rap’te taş Fatalrhyme

Komedi neyime, yanıma gelene, nominal işlemlerse geride, doğru söyledik,

dokuz köyden kovdular

Porno naralar gelir villalardan bastır, bastır!

Kanım da kaynadı, muhabbet yaramadı

Çekeceğim fişi, bana gelmez komedi

Yalancı çokken, kabadayı tokken, mazlumun ahı da alınmaz

Midesi konuşan showman’e dikiz ve 500 metreden de bir sniper

Elleri alkış tutan herkese benden sözlü sonrası bir sıfır

(Ha-ha-ha)

Look now Istanbul style

An exploding bomb Punishment

With the flow, with the flow

microphone show

comedians at work

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Comedians at work, worthless touchstone

When the work is done, the action is in pursuit of profit.

Listen, what do I need, tell me what do you need, huh?

Do you understand what you need?

I wrote you a prescription

Comedians at work, will politics get better?

Will families be upset or will they be fucked?

Monster inflation hit 1%?

So funny lie, so funny fill up, look at me!

One after another, the stool fell on the wood, the enchantment is very clear

In the proletarian ziphos in obscure observation

Every moment can be a vice in balance

I melt it like an acid ham and finish it

I give my memorandum and take my place

To the comedians, jugglers, buffoons in the main newscast,

yo!

I gave zakker instead of sugar, this time, everything promised is very funny!

(Hahaha)

Look at me, my name is Ceza, if you can't reach me, get closer to my taste.

pay attention to me, don't talk to me huh, if you knew me you wouldn't come close huh

listen to me!

(Hahaha)

Whorehouse pimps, you rascal pimps, look at me instead of a show

go home!

Count the goals, lift it once a month, give it a shot, don't be too funny,

deceive deceive, hunt hunt, pretend play, do not spoil the magazine,

don't let it into the parliament, don't let the whistle, there will be excitement, landslide,

Excitement like a suffocating gazelle, Punishment is here

Numero uno base in the place

I Rock the mic with the pretty face

Though I'm not conceded I am just exact

So you sucky DJ's just get the hell back

I would if I could, but I can't, so I won't

Don't ask why, no man, not now

Pissing me off, ripping me off, stripping me off, I'm sick of it

Step off all you motherfuckers better give off

Tired of all these people always causing static

Everybody all around go get my

(Hahaha)

cause all this panic, tragic would you gotta civilogic

You know what I'm saying

Yo, this is Punishment and DJ Funky C, that's me

Swayin', playin', you are the rain no delayin'

From the bottom to the top, a top to the bottom

And I'm a people rockin' and while I still got 'em, yeah

Ladies really pretty from city to city

And now you're getting down to the

From the bottom to the top and to the top to the bottom

And I'm a people rockin' while I still got 'em

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

They are all very funny, this hurt my stomach

I laughed all the time, sometimes I cried at this buffoonery

Tears came from my eyes, eyebrows came out while making eyes, head for those with wounds, Ceza and DJ Funky

C master muralist

Fatalrhyme in rap

Comedy, to whomever comes next to me, nominal transactions are behind, we told the truth,

expelled from nine villages

Porn cries are coming from the villas, press it, press it!

My blood also boiled, love did not work

I'll pull the plug, it doesn't come to me comedy

When the liar is plentiful, the bully is full, the oppressed cannot be taken away either.

Rear view of the showman with his stomach and a sniper from 500 meters

Everyone who clap their hands is a zero after me verbally.

(Hahaha)