Miss Chernobyl -

Another year is over, a new one just begun

So many hopefuls only one crown to be won

But it’s a hard job for this poor judge to decide

Fathers have some pity lock your ugly daughters inside

I always forget how I got this job

I must have been off my face

Hard to believe what’s been going on

There not a nice girl in this place

I don’t know which one to choose

But Chernobyl’s gonna lose

I wish I could be kind and look at her

She’s so ugly!

Now the heat is rising the verdict coming soon

Every freak you can imagine surrounds me in this room

It’s not that she’s unattractive, but I’ve just caught a glimpse

Over there stands miss Chernobyl she’s got three extra limbs

And now we reach the end of our sad Chernobyl’s tale

She tried the beauty contest, but in the end she so sadly failed

She’s mad, so mad, too bad, and that’s bad

She gets mad, and that’s bad, she gets mad, and that’s bad!

And now she’s laughing and she looks like the fool

Sprayed him with acid that she stole from school

He judged here once, but never again

And now his own good looks have come to an end