American Dream - Cat Rapes Dog

I saw my neighbours on the news today

They screamed about some snipers in our block

I turned it off, finished my sixpack

And started to reload my M-16

This is my rifle, this is my gun

This is my life and this is for fun

I am the American dream

I am America

I keep my town clean and fresh

Free from enemies, no more mess

I pump the bastards so full of lead

That you hardly can turn them over