Crusaders in Disneyland - Cat Rapes Dog

We were like Jesus finding Disneyland

Yeah, like crusaders in the Holy Land

Consuming agaric and going berzerk

Skävla, bränna, våldta, that’s men at work

Advancing at a thousand miles per hour

There was nothing we couldn’t devour

This was the story with a terrible end

Going berzerk is something I can recommend

Crusaders heading for the Holy Land

Pockets full of Krugerrands

There were no ending to the pleasures at hand

Two hundred horses at our command

We never grew up

We never even came close

Life was too good, it had to end I suppose