Will My Day Ever Come - Cast of Galavant, Alfie Simmons

Will my day ever come?

Will my moment arrive?

Will I ever be more

Then just some poor, fat loser?

Do I ever become the hero?

Will I wed the girl I love?

Am I going to get to touch her boobs?

I’m not telling you, you’re a child!

What?

Who are you?

I’m you!

In the future

Cool!

Oh god

Will I be a good king?

Not really

Loved by all that I rule?

Nope, sorry

Do I stand up and fight

For truth and right

And good?

Let’s see now — no, no, no

Will I go on some grand adventures—

Well…

With my closest, bestest chum?

Not exactly

When will that day come?

It’s never gonna come, is it?

Is it hopeless?

Am I useless?

Are we doomed to be completely lame?

Will my star ever rise?

Will my life ever change?

Am I destined to be

Achievement-free forever?

I don’t need all my dreams to happen—

Or a bunch, or even some

Will my day ever come?