La Signora Del Quinto Piano - Carmen Consoli

La signora del quinto piano

ha un pitone in salotto

un guardiano fidato.

Il suo ex è ogni sera davanti al portone

con un martello in mano.

Non v'è ragione alcuna

di aver paura

di aver paura

questa è una conclusione

dei funzionari della questura.

La signora del quinto piano

approfitta del caos metropolitano

esce sempre al mattino

e con passo spedito si reca a lavoro.

Signorina ha per caso visto mio marito?

Di che che colore era il suo vestito?

Quante lettere aveva in tasca?

Uno due tre, bum!

La signora del quinto piano aveva un pitone antistupro ammaestrato,

un bel giorno il bestione fuggì dal suo covo blindato e arrivò al pian terreno;

non ebba neanche il tempo di battere i denti per la paura

Pepito il chihuahua iperteso poco amichevole della portiera.

Dopo tre settimane

dall’avvenuta cattura del rettile in fuga,

si evidenziò la scomparsa

misteriosa della padrona.

Signorina mica ha visto un uomo col martello?

di che colore era il suo vestito?

Quante lettere aveva in tasca?

uno, due, tre, bum!

Signorina mica ha visto un uomo col martello?

Di che colore era il suo vestito?

Quanto tempo restava in zona?

Le ha rivolto mai la parola?

La signora del quinto piano

fu ritrovata murata nel bagno.

Quella lettera di un anno prima

la prova schiacciante lasciata in questura;

descriveva con precisione

il rituale di sepoltura

ma non vi era alcuna ragione di avere paura, di aver paura.

Signorina mica ha visto un uomo col martello?

Di che colore era il suo vestito?

Quante lettere aveva in tasca?

Uno, due, tre, bum.

Signorina mica ha visto un uomo col martello?

Di che colore era il suo vestito?

Quante lettere aveva in tasca?

Amblimbletta Maletta Maletta…

Amblimbletta Maletta Maletta…

L’uomo col martello è stato avvistato in un bar del centro di Buenos Aires.

Il pitone pochi mesi dopo la sua cattura è tornato a vivere nel suo habitat

naturale, in Thailandia.

La portinaia ha deciso di adottare Tino, il mastino, un cane affettuoso e

amorevole.

Al quinto piano vive Matilde, una donna scorbutica, allergica ai gatti e ai

parenti.

Ah, dimenticavo!

I funzionari della questura continuano a dire che non c'è

alcuna ragione di avere paura!

The lady on the fifth floor

she has a python in the living room

a trusted guardian.

Her ex is her every night in front of the front door

with a hammer in hand.

There is no reason

to be afraid

to be afraid

this is a conclusion

of the police officers.

The lady on the fifth floor

take advantage of the metropolitan chaos

always goes out in the morning

and with a brisk pace she goes to work.

Miss did you happen to see my husband?

What color was his dress of hers?

How many letters did she have in her pocket?

One two three, boom!

The lady on the fifth floor had a trained anti-rape python,

one day the big beast escaped from her armored lair and reached the ground floor;

she didn't even have time to chatter with fear

Pepito the unfriendly hypertensive chihuahua at the door.

After three weeks

from the capture of the fleeing reptile,

the disappearance was highlighted

mysterious of the mistress.

Miss did you see a man with a hammer?

what color was his dress of hers?

How many letters did she have in her pocket?

one, two, three, boom!

Miss did you see a man with a hammer?

What color was her suit of him?

How long was she staying in the area?

Have you ever spoken to her?

The lady on the fifth floor

she was found bricked up in the bathroom.

That letter from a year ago

the overwhelming evidence left at the police station;

she accurately described

the burial ritual

but there was no reason to be afraid, to be afraid.

Miss did you see a man with a hammer?

What color was his dress of hers?

How many letters did she have in her pocket?

One, two, three, boom.

Miss did you see a man with a hammer?

What color was his dress of hers?

How many letters did she have in her pocket?

Amblimbletta Maletta Maletta ...

Amblimbletta Maletta Maletta ...

The man with the hammer was spotted in a bar in downtown Buenos Aires.

The python returned to live in its habitat a few months after his capture

natural, in Thailand.

The concierge has decided to adopt Tino, the mastiff, an affectionate dog and

loving.

On the fifth floor lives Matilde, a grumpy woman, allergic to cats and to

family members.

Ah, I forgot!

Police officials continue to say that there is no

no reason to be afraid!