M.I.L.F. - Captain Everything!

She’s twenty one years older than the rest

But I think I’m well up to the test

Don’t you think that younger guys are fun?

The only thing that’s stopping me

From some midday ecstasy

Is that you are my best friend’s Mum

Because I’m thinking of you when you wash your sheets

And when you’re watching afternoon televisual treats

But Richard and Judy ain’t got nothing on me

I’ll keep you up all night and I’ll do it for free

Your husband’s off on business for a week

So I don’t think that it’s too much cheek

To ask if you need company

Think of all those lonely nights

When we could hold each other tight

There’s no need for celibacy

I’m taking pictures but you don’t see me

They’re on my wall and kind of sticky

You won’t know love until you’ve been with me

Someone’s in my head telling me what to do

I’m trying not to listen because I don’t want to hurt you

I couldn’t do it even if I was

Crazy

Because I’m thinking of you when you wash your sheets

And when you’re watching afternoon televisual treats

Susan Kennedy please let it be me

I’ll keep you up all night and I’ll do it for free