Dishy - Candypants

Boys make chicken hard to eat

But I think boys are awfully sweet

Tender like a baby ham

Sticky with pineapple jam

Sniff your heady new perfume

Clear your plate to make some room

Boys are super crunchy treat

Make a cookie hard to beat

Butter up and bake them through

Like a chewy macaroon

Tease the pallate with a kiss

Then the kettle starts to hiss

I’m so hungry when I see

A juicy boy in front of me

Give me three square meals a day

With boy as sidedish and entree

Some are sweet like sugar pop

Pour the milk and scoop it up

Others simmer all day long

Bubble up and burn your tongue

Any way they’re done is right

Smack your lips and take a bite

I’m so hungry when I see

A dishy boy in front of me

Give me three hot meals a day

Of boy fondue and boy fillet

I don’t want a sirloin steak

Don’t give me a chocolate cake

What my tummy needs the most

Creamy boy spread on my toast

When he’s nibbled to the core

Please sir may I have some more?