Wasted - Camper Van Beethoven

I was a surfer

And I had a skateboard

I was so heavy

And I lived on the Strand

I was a dumb shit

And I was a fuck-up

I was so napped out

I was out of my head

I was a hippie

And I was a burn-out

I was so wasted

I was out of my head

I was a punker

And I had a mohawk

I was so gnarly

And I drove my dad’s car