Hippy Chix - Camper Van Beethoven

I see a winter scene inside a tiny plastic globe

Old European castles, a sinister Santa Claus

The salesgirl’s really hot, but I can’t talk to her right now

I’ve come to meet field marshall

9 mile beach of the CVB

I would fight for hippy chicks

I would die for hippy chicks

I would fight for hippy chicks

I would die for hippy chicks

We might stop and surf a bit

But I would die for hippy chix

We might stop and skate a bit

But I would die for hippy chix

9 mile beach he’s so crunchy

Wearing skaters' knitted caps

He takes my oath but doesn’t even seem to smile or laugh

They got this alien technology, he’s just a holograph

Projected next to me while TBI aims at my traitor ass

We would fight for hippy chicks

We would die for hippy chicks

We would fight for hippy chicks

We would die for hippy chicks

We might stop and surf a bit

But we would die for hippy chix

We might stop and skate a bit

But we would die for hippy chix

They bring the Greys into the room

Man, I say «this just ain’t for real»

True Christian Church of Texas teaches aliens are the devil

The Greys they tell a different story of humanity upon the brink

Of ecological disaster they have come to save our asses

We would fight for hippy chicks

We would die for hippy chicks

We would fight for hippy chicks

We would die for hippy chicks

We might stop and surf a bit

But we would die for hippy chix

We might stop and skate a bit

But we would die for hippy chix