Crazy Trips - BVA, Leaf Dog

Oi B, where’s them mushrooms at bruv?

Get them shits out

(BVA)

Yeah man, yeah they look pretty fucking moldy man

(LEAF)

Just scrape that shit off innit?

It’ll be alright

(BVA)

Ahhh man, that’s fucking minging!

(BVA)

I ate the fungus and I downed the brew

Now the floor’s like a river running under my shoes

White paint dripping out the cupboards, I’m fucking confused

'Til the rushing gets too much, clutch the sink and I spew

Then the chunks take the shape of every animal outta the zoo

I watch the herd then I take to my shoes

Leaf’s holding down the conversation on his own

T’s in the garden dancing around in the lights glow

I start seeing more wilderbeast up on the mantle

I hope they don’t stampede or I’ll get trampled

My feet ain’t working proper so now I’m lying down on the sofa

But my head’s fucking flying

Them shrooms definitely were magic

I try to watch the TV but it’s too weird, I can’t hack it

If you want to hear voices, it’s simple your choice is

Brew up some mushies like me and my boys did

(HOOK)

Give me shrooms, give me weed

Give me 2CI and LSD

Lick a frog, smoke the bark from a tree

People just come and take a trip with me (x2)

(LEAF DOG)

The night started out with a bag of old shrooms

Now I’m looking at cutlery trying to bend spoons

Food’s looking too crazy to consume

My hand’s badly animated like my cartoon

The colours in the room seem bright and illuminated

Now I’m fucked I can’t remember if I did take it

Will I make it?

This could go two ways

Then I see a note floating from the speaker that plays

BVA looks fazed deep in the rainbow dawn

I’m trying to tell T that there ain’t people on his lawn

I see the sun dawn and the room starts changing

My world’s speeding up like I’m in a car racing

See the people in the painting rearranging

Anything that’s in front of me seems amazing

For three hours hold down my own conversation

Know the meaning of life then forget what I’m saying

(HOOK)

Give me shrooms, give me weed

Give me 2CI and LSD

Lick a frog, smoke the bark from a tree

People just come and take a trip with me (x2)