Pulec - Buty

Mam dlane, ktere nedokazou pohladit

Leda vyfackat anebo dat stulec

Od brachy dobre vim, jak mraveniste vycadit

A jak se dava pod kachlicku pulec

Vycadit — mozna

Ale chytit pulce za ocasek, to uz nikdo neumi

Klouze a vrti se

Vyplati se rukavice z gumy

Rukavice drsne jako jazyk nasi Micinky

Ta ma zase nejradeji mysi

Mysi, mysi, mysi, mysi, mysinky

Ona zavrni a ony slysi:

«Mysicko, mys

Pojd ke me bliz!

Nepujdu, kocourku, nebo me snis.»

Ale pujdes, ale pujdes, ty uz to vis

Zabij kocku, zabij kocku pse!

Chci se na to, chci se na to divat

Divat se, divat, divat se

Jak ti bude pod packama zpivat

A kdyz to prezije, kdyz to prezije

Tak te svazu, at ti ona oci vypije

A potom, a potom se omotam ostnatym dratem

A zastrcim do elektriky a z elektriky vyleti cert

A tomu ja se nejvic podobam

Mam dlane, ktere nedokazou pohladit

Leda vyfackat anebo dat stulec

Od brachy dobre vim, jak mraveniste vycadit

A jak se dava pod kachlicku pulec, PULEC

I have hands that can't caress

Just slap or give a chair

My brother knows how to clean out anthills

And how to get a tadpole under the tile

Dump — possible

But no one can catch a tadpole by the tail

It slides and wiggles

A rubber glove pays off

Gloves as rough as our Mickey's tongue

She, in turn, prefers mice

Mice, mice, mice, mice, mice

She purrs and they hear:

«Mysica, mys

Come close to me!

I won't go, cat, or you'll eat me.»

But you're going, you're going, you already know

Kill the cube, kill the cube the dog!

I want to look at it, I want to wonder at it

Wonder, wonder, wonder

How it will sing under your paws

And when it survives, when it survives

So I'll tie you up and she'll drink your eyes out

And then, and then I wrap myself in barbed wire

And I plug it into the electrics and a cert flies out of the electrics

And that's what I'm most like

I have hands that can't caress

Just slap or give a chair

My brother knows how to clean out anthills

And how do you get a tadpole under the tile, TADPEL