Yo Mama - Butterfingers

I see you in your office

Sending and recieving checks

But i know the quest for money

Comes from a quest for sex

So i cut to the chase

And forgot about my job

And decided to stay home wit yo mama on my knob

I can see you laughing so i guess you think its funny

But while your getting drunk, I’ve been gettin honey

And by tommorow night youll be hungover and sick

And ill be at my home wit yo mama on my dick

Your mama’s on the top of my things to do list

Your mama’s on the top of my things to do list

Your mama’s on the top of my things to do list

Your mama’s on the top of my things to do list

Thinking your the man

Well i am bringing news

Our manhoods being measured by the woman that we choose

And you can’t earn respect if all you ever pick is sluts

So ill be staying home to let yo mama suck my nuts

Your mama’s on the top of my things to do list

Your mama’s on the top of my things to do list

Your mama’s on the top of my things to do list

Your mama’s on the top of my things to do list

Eat more fruit, Plant more trees

Learn to shoot, Travel overseas

Wash the dog, Read a book

Find three chinese recipes to cook

Learn to waltz, and speak maltese

Ferment to invent a better feta cheese

The highest they get is number two

Cos number one on my list of things to do

is Yo maaaamaaaaa

Yo maaaamaaaaaa

Yo maaamaaamaaa

Yo mamaaaaa

She’s always on top

She’s always on top

She’s always on top

She’s always on top

She’s always on top

She’s always on top

She’s always on top

She’s always on top

(techno)

In my dream I was a cop and i stopped to arrest her

Never met a whore more hardcore so i frisked her

Steamed up the beamer and needed the demister

When she licked my colon cleaner than a clyster

Got anotha blista from playin naked twista

Raw on the floor with ya mama and ya sista

Hadn’t even kissed her but she still let me fist her

I let her drive home pissed and said

Asta la vista baby

Your mama’s on the top of my things to do list

Your mama’s on the top of my things to do list

Your mama’s on the top of my things to do list

Your mama’s on the top of my things to do list