Reality Sandwich - Busdriver

I’m a mail runner

Squished between an erupting street and an exploding sky

In a hail of numbers

I’m between knuckles and forces I out of trojan horses

To screams I sit undressed in Fuddruckers motherfuckers

But while I record a sound the motion pictures meet

Because I’m where rivers and oceans great each other

And I spent the day at the fool party with an Anti-flag

Instead of being at the pool party with a scantily clad

Walking boob job whose snob, I grip on her nipples when I speak to her

and artificial sweetener

into a jar of pickles and I’m obscene with her because I’m a reality sandwich

Clumsy ugly unflinching with a side of mayo tomatoes and a brought to you

When I beckon the word the cries to me but you can’t sound it out

Your ideal talent scout, the voice of reasoning between to pieces of bread that

and speaks to the dead

But to hang out with us you need a lot of duct tape

And a wallet sized photo of your brainstem

Because I’ve DJ way up in and often relay race with your ears shrieking when it

sounds

You’ve probably made a wrong turn when you wanted to end up in the lyricist

lounge

You know found over there but over hear we undergo a fiercest scrounge

To compile a style ball for your reality sandwich

Would you care to take a bite of this reality sandwich?

I think I’ve seen that you’ve nibbled on my reality sandwich

I’m an airborne pathogen

Mushed between sheet music and a composer’s eye

The rarest form of craftsmen

I feel that I get beat tapes from the omnipotent

But he has crappy drum tracks and

And I don’t have a snappy comeback

What do you expect from a moldy reality sandwich and unhappy lunch sack?

But it wants a little taste

Because I’m a nerd eating pimple paste who used to work in a missile base

Building weapons of mass destruction

But now I form shrubs instead of nuclear arms I give open armed hugs

But what would you know about that you live in Burbank and me I have a word bank

You wore a necktie to accentuate your crotch

I usually like to meditate squat, you’re like a menstruating twat

Or would you rather count the units that my songs are selling

Sitting on the front porch eating some watermelon

But how can you feel that way about a sparring heavy weight

Who changes his appearance like Fletch staring Chevy Chase

But when I go to work, I can’t seem to put my car in an empty space

Because I flunk or fail to the point that my panderous box is full of junk mail

So I pull the skunk sail and get more said the risktaker and compass rather be

an unfit benchwarmer

If I play it safe the turntable becomes a cotton gin

My rotten is my pixelated Nirvana

I lay untouched in a room of hungry buzzards

In order to take that first bite you need a lot of honey mustard

I tried the reality sandwich and now I sleep in an airbed speaking to ground

control

I’m kind of a square peg in a round hole kind of guy

You know the songs over, when my fingers and the drum machine

Have been run over by a lawn mower

The songs over!

(Yeah)

Would you like to have a bite of this reality sandwich?

My shelf life ain’t the half life of an isotope but I feel like the afterlife

has always been twice as dope

Would you care to take a bite of this reality sandwich?