Driver's Manual - Busdriver

Have you read the drivers manual?

What do you think of it?

Do you find it useful in piloting your hyperactive particle accelerating

hovercraft

Made for the elitist gentry and upper class — wait a minute!

This is the wrong

booklet!

Oh here it is

Have you read this driver’s manual?

Oh you have

But you’d like to exchange yours for another because yours seems to bear the

teeth marks of a biter’s mandibles—

Uh oh, wait a minute

Somebody beat you to it

Somebody got a head start!

You know that my astral projection has stretch marks and where I hear a wack

tape I tend to lactate a milk that’s lukewarm

Or I’m reluctant of feeling the guilt of tooting my own horn but I think I’ve

killed my newborn

But I didn’t mean to

It ran away from home and was starring in nude porn

And I… and I was so pissed off I stabbed it with my shoehorn

And burnt it using the ashes of my fertilized growing blue corn

Which is used to feed my unicorn

Which is actually the ideologies of viewers in TV Land in its true form

But what have I done?

What have I done?