Rock This Moon - Burnshee Thornside

It was an ordinary day in a future soon

I was on a routine mission to a distant moon

I took a close sweep and to my surprise

A big blue ocean had replaced the ice

A bunch of people on the beach waved and said «Don't go!»

This only happens every hundred thousand years or so

Now we’re gonna throw a party to end all parties!

We’re gonna rock this moon

Party will be starting soon

Inviting everyone from Earth to Neptune

To come and dance to this funky tune

So call Jupiter, give Saturn a ring

Get your rockets over here and dig this thing!

There’s a party tonite and we’re gonna rock this moon!

We got some guys here from Mars to tend the bar

And the DJ’s from Pluto, man, did he come far!

And guess who’s coming here to play

All the stars from the Milky Way

The whole thing’s catered by some guys from Earth

Quite expensive but give good money’s worth

Hey you guys from Tellus

What’s for dinner, fellas?

Sal brings the salmon

Stu brings the stew

Nat brings the nachos

Drew brings the brew

Cole brings the cola

Ron brings the rum

It all sounds delicious

Come bring me some!

We’ere gonna rock this moon

Party will be starting soon!

Inviting everyone from Earth to Neptune

To come and dance to this funky tune

So call Jupiter, give Saturn a ring

Get your rockets over here and dig this thing!

There’s a party tonite and we’re gonna rock this moon!

A evil Uranian was causin' trouble

And he was travelin' in the big space bubble

And in this ship, now, he tried to contain us

But that’s just what you can expect of a guy from Uranus

We battled the foe, and he took off at last

Then I met this girl from Mercury who was real fast

We went for drinks;

her name was Jenny

I think we had a couple of those big bangs too many

We passed out and woke up with a yawn

The ice was back and the people were gone

I reported back to base and said goodbye to Jenny

Next party we’ll be back again

We’re gonna rock this moon!

Party will be starting soon

We’re callin' everyone from Earth to Neptune

To come and dance to this funky tune

So call Jupiter, give Saturn a ring

Get your rockets over here and dig this thing!

There’s a party tonite and we’re gonna rock this moon

There’s a party tonite and we’re gonna rock this moon!

There’s a party tonite and we’re gonna rock this moon!

There’s a party tonite and we’re gonna rock this moon!