Noseplugs - Bumblefoot

I could never be unkind

Easy words are hard to find

Let me give it one good try

God, I think that something crawled in your mouth and died

Whatever it was

It died from an unnatural cause

Virus helps it decompose

Ill from a septic drainage pipe while roaming a landfill

I smell you from a mile away

I see how you peel the paint

I can see the fragile faint

The architecture of society has a crack

And you break it down

The hills turn to flattened ground

I can hear the sirens sound

Heavy breathers run for cover the other way

It’s a good thing grandpa hung onto that old bomb shelter

Even though the cold war ended

It’s intended use is to protect the masses

Stomach acid on your breath

You taste like kissing death

The garlic soap you bought worked well

To cover the smell of ol' Assy Pickins

Knocking down your door

Making babies on your floor

Killing daisies down the hall

I know that you never thought he would

Come back and be your side kick

Driving 'long side in a Wildwood tram car but no one can see him

But you, and you defy physics when you go to movie theatres

And you insist on two tickets, and you have him sit next to you

In a seat that someone sits in, but they move when you talk to him

(Thank God for the Mod Squad so you had a hairstyle to assign him

Though it may be slightly dated that’s ok cause you accept him

As is, as is, as is, as is.