Catfight - Bumblefoot, Mark Tornillo

What a scene, out behind the bar

In the alley way two kittens spar

'Bout an ol' Tom Kat been messin' around

Caught in the act now the deal’s goin' down

He’d been leavin' tracks all over town

And now nine lives pass, right before his eyes

He thought he’d play both fiddles

Instead he’s caught in the middle

Catfight — claws out, scratch and bite

It’s a hairy situation, bound to ruin their reputations

Catfight — it’s all wrong but it’s so right

Hardcore and a bit obscene

Gonna find out which kitty gets the cream!

What a pair, just hear em' wail

Pullin' hair, tooth and nail

Clothes are torn, the crowd goes wild

Kickin' ass, goin down in style

Claw marks all up and down his hyde

Yeah he’d been out all night, with a feline dream

He craved a secret lover

She couldn’t keep it undercover

Catfight — claws out, shiny brite

It’s a strange fascination, leading to their degradation

Catfight — so wrong it’s outta sight

Hardcore and a bit obscene

Gonna find out which kitty gets the cream!

And now nine lives pass, right before his eyes

He thought he’d play both fiddles

Instead he’s caught in the middle

Catfight — claws out, scratch and bite

It’s a sticky situation, gonna ruin their reputations

Catfight — it’s all wrong but it’s alright

Hardcore, a bit obscene

Gonna find out which kitty gets the cream

Which kitty gets the cream

Which kitty’s gonna get the cream!