Dirty Pant'loons - Bumblefoot

You never had a chance

You doodied in your pants

Pant’loons — dirty pant’loons

You did the pee-pee dance

You wet your fancy pants

Pant’loons — dirty pant’loons

I was alive for only five

Shoulda played hookie and stayed at home

Where the toilet was my own

I had to go but I was too shy

Then everything came out that was inside

And in the classroom I did cry

Oh momma come and get me soon

I got a walnut in my pant’loons

«Take me away» cried my hidden face

She held me and started down the hall

Stopped by a mop-and-bucketed man

Who with concern wanted to know all

That’s when I felt something start to fall

No time for spoken words to be said

As the walnut fell from my pant-leg

He got his answer nodded his head

Can’t wait for this day to end

With every moment my humility spread

I’d pay good dollar just to forget

That walnut that fell from my pant-leg

The janitor was from Winnipeg