Nut I Busted - Buckwheat Groats

Penis Bailey: Yeah baby, it’s the Buckwheat Groats, what it do, y’all?

A lot of y’all know us as famous rappers…

Lil Dinky: Actors…

PB: Entrepreneurs…

LD: Philanthropists…

PB: And world famous sex icons, but what they really don’t know,

is that we’re dads too, man.

We got kids, hundreds of kids all around the

world

LD: This one goes out to all the seeds, baby

It’s Penis Bailey, I’m your motherfuckin' dad, ho

I know I ain’t been the best father, that’s my bad yo

You see your daddy is a motherfuckin' G

And child rearin', man that life just ain’t for me

I know your mom was prayin' Penis Bailey would be stayin'

But I had to make my way ‘cuz ratchet hoes I must be layin'

Every night a different groupie, no condom on

Now I got mad kids — rap game octomom

No time for a family, rather wile out with my clique

Your mama probably wanna Lorena Bobbit my dick

But I just couldn’t be in a monogamous relationship

I’d rather be wasted and layin' dick up in a naked chick

You couldn’t see me coaching Little Leage

Rather get my pickle squeezed by a chick with triple-D's

Look, I’m just trying to give you some perspective…

Your mom is just a girl that I had sex with, and the truth is…

You’re just a nut I busted (You're just a nut I busted), You’re just a nut I

busted

Your mama should have never thought a Groat could be trusted

You ain’t really my kid, you just a nut I busted

I know it brings you sorrow and pain

Probably shoulda settled for brain, but you don’t hear me though

I wish I could buy you jewels, diamond encrusted

But in reality you’re just a nut I busted

Lil' Dinky, man I got so many damn kids

My kids got kids, I got grandkids

I got black, white, Asian, and tan kids

Toddlers, tweens, full grown man kids

And this goes out to y’all, I don’t know where to start

You blasted out my balls, straight into my heart

But you gotta understand your daddy Dinky’s famous

Ain’t got time to read you stories or learn what your name is

I ain’t the man to kiss your ouchies, or wipe your poopy

I’m just trying to smoke dutchies, and pipe a groupie

But you’ll always be a part of me…

(Mariah Carey voice) And I’m a part of you indefinitely…

Cuz I fed your mama ecstasy, she put her booty where my testes be

And best believe that’s a bond you can’t break

Now give me a handshake and please get the fuck up out my face

Can I live?

You’re just a nut I busted (You're just a nut I busted), You’re just a nut I

busted

Your mother’s ass was just a butt I lusted, I never wanted kids you’re just a

nut I busted

I know it brings you sorrow and pain

Probably shoulda settled for brain, but you don’t hear me though

I wish I could buy you jewels, diamond encrusted

But in reality you’re just a nut I busted

Can’t see ‘em coming down my eyes, so I had to make the song cry

Daddy loves you