Post Office Buddy - Buckethead

17. POST OFFICE BUDDY

(telephone rings)

«Hi, I’m not in right now, but at the sound of the tone, please leave a message.

«Oh, hi there.

Ho-urh-remember me I’m -uh-I'm the guy you met at the post

office the other day.

Boy, you looked beautiful that day, Uh.

Why doncha gimme

a call back and we-you know, we can go out and have a bite-bite to eat,

somethin' like that?

Okay, talk to you later.»

(Music)

(telephone rings)

«Hi, I’m not in right now, but at the sound of the tone, please leave a message.

«Hi there, It’s-it's me again-um, ah-are you home?

Nnn-hello?

Ah-I guess,

I guess you’re being kinda busy or something', urn.

I mean, uh,

I bn-l been waitin', uh.

Why didn’tcha call me?

Uh-I thought you like me,

you know, uh.

This-this could be-it could be really nice, you know,

if-you're a-psha- you’re a beautiful girl, an' I really like ya, ah

Are you-are you sure you’re not home?

Hello?!

Um, well, you-you can,

you can gimme a call.

So long.»

(Music)

(telephone rings)

«Hi, I’m not in right now, but at the sound of the tone, please leave a message.

«Okay, I’ve got a message for you.

Let’s take the gloves off here.

You’re in a little bit of trouble.

You’re in a lot of trouble.

You’re gonna be

sorry.

Little girls like you, they just sort of waft around with their little

perfumes, walkin' aroun', lettin' it swirl into the air here and swirl into the

air the there, and their little eyes and their little hair, workin' up guys

like me.

Well, you think you’re gonna get away with it?

You think one dark

night that I can’t go in anywhere I want?

So when you go to sleep,

when you try to go to sleep, I want you to think about that nice,

regular guy that you coulda met and had a really nice life with at the post

office, but you went the wrong way…»

(Music)

(telephone rings)

«Hi, I’m not in right now, but at the sound of the tone, please leave a message.

«Hey, Hey it’s me.

Pick up.»

«Hi, I’m so glad it’s you.

This freak’s been calling me, I don’t know how he

got my number.

It’s been really freakin' me out.

Huh-hoh-oh my god!

— - AAAAAAHHHHHHHH…»

(Dial tone)

Guitar & Bass: Buckethead

Drums: Ted Parsons

Voice: Iggy Pop, Krister) Gray

Sound Effects: Bill Laswell

Written by Buckethead / Iggy Pop

Published by Katella Music (BMI) / James Osterberg Music (BMI) adm.

by Bug Music