Ugly Teacher Blues - Buck69

I’m up in the morning and it’s not even day

Pack up my belongings and I’m on my way

Second bell rings for the first period class

I go into the corner so I won’t be harassed

I wish that I could be hot for teacher too

Instead of singing these ugly teacher blues

Ugly teacher blues

She’s big and smelly with a red hairy mole

Coke bottle glasses and eyes black as coal

Short little legs waddles when she walks

Like fingernails on a chalk board when she talks

I wish that I could be hot for teacher too

Instead of singing these ugly teacher blues

Ugly teacher blues

Yeah summers almost over

Only a few good days left

And I’m stuck here in the corner

With the ugliest teacher that I ever met

Well it’s the same old crap just a different day

I keep telling myself it’s gonna' be okay

But I can’t study I can’t concentrate

She gave me detention for one minute late

I wish that I could be hot for teacher too

Instead of singing these ugly teacher blues

Ugly teacher blues

I stare at the clock but the hands don’t move

Somebody please tell me what’s a poor boy to do

With these ugly teacher blues