Skit: Expectation! - BTS

Jin: Yeah.

J-Hope: Hey, but don’t.

have expectations.

Rap Monster: No, but I… end up havin.

expectations.

V: Me, me too.

Jimin: As for me, I don’t know what to think.

Sungsoo (?)-ssaem told us before

about

how we started, and stuff.

I don’t know if I should really be hopeful or not.

I don’t

know what to think.

V: Honestly.

J-Hope: I’m not expecting anything.

V: To be honest, just because you say 'Don't expect anything', doesn’t mean we

expect

nothing.

Jin: Yeah, me too.

I just start being hopeful.

Suga: Hey, out of the stuff I heard.

wait, I’m saying the same thing as before…

Really

I’m scared that we expect something and.

get nothing.

J-Hope: Actually, the funny thing is that the songs that I didn’t expect

anything

from got big… To be honest, I wasn’t expecting much from 'No More Dream'.

Really.

Suga: Wait, no, you-

Rap Monster: Just don’t expect anything.

Suga: No, you said you got a feel for 'No More Dream'.

V: You did say that in the beginning.

J-Hope: Well, it’s impossible for me not to get a feel.

I kind of feel for it’ll

do well or not do well…

Rap Monster: What?

J-Hope: I did say stuff like that, but I didn’t expect anything big.

Even N. O…

V: Ah, N.O.

Rap Monster: You had big expectations for N. O, huh?

J-Hope: Because we had that image at first and it kind of.

Rap Monster: Had a good response.

J-Hope: Yeah, it got a good image, so I was hopeful.

V: So you had big expectations.

J-Hope: But it kind of…

V: It totally-.

J-Hope: I didn’t expect anything for 'Boy In Luv'.

V: It totally failed (still talking about N. O).

J-Hope: But I had a lot of expectations for 'Danger'.

Jin: Hey, so do you have high expectations for this song?

J-Hope: Ah, I said I had none.

Jin: Ah, great!

Good, good, good!

Rap Monster: You’re BTS' telepath, huh?

Hey, just think that we’re totally gonna

fail.

Jin: Yeah.

Just totally.

J-Hope: Our odd-numbered releases do well.

Jungkook: Ah, but can underage people also file for tax deductions?

V: What are you talking about?

Suga&Rap Monster (at the same time.): What are you talking about?

Why are you suddenly

saying that?

Why?

Why do you want to know?

Jungkook: Ah.

the outro.

V: Hey, I wrote (???) Rap Monster: Are you saying because you wrote,

you’re gonna

get some profit?

J-Hope: You’re so young, and you’re already…

Jin: You 19-year-old.

You’re already…

Jungkook: I’m not gonna get allowances from my parents anymore.

Jin: Ah, this kid…

Rap Monster: Why are you going to file for tax deductions?

Jungkook: Ah, honestly, it doesn’t really matter…

Suga: You can only file for tax deductions when you make some money… Jungkook:

To

be honest, I was talking to my dad on the phone and he brought tax deductions

up.

J-Hope: This month-

Rap Monster: Ah, because you wrote the, your father said you have to file for

tax

deductions?

Jungkook: No, no!

Rap Monster: Your father said so!

Father!

Suga: We don’t make any money!

J-Hope: Jungkook’s dad!

Jungkook: No, no, I’m not saying I have to file for tax deductions-

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