Eugene You Genius - Bryan White

Saw you come through them swingin' doors

Had 'em hanging on ya, couldn’t hold one more

You walked by with a silly grin

They were kissin' all over your chinny chin chin

Eugene, you genius

What book did you read

That made you so smart

You could steal a heart

Anytime that you please

Eugene, you genius

Could you teach me

It’s more than the way you comb your hair

That’s makin' all the pretty girls stop and stare

Tell me Eugene, I just gotta know

Can I go down and buy it at the grocery store

Eugene, you genius

What book did you read

That made you so smart

You could steal a heart

Anytime that you please

Eugene, you genius

Could you teach me

It is something that you tell 'em, love letters that you mail 'em

Your secrets safe with me

To get those kind of glances, do you have to take classes

For a Master Romeo degree

Eugene, you genius

Eugene, you genius

What book did you read

That made you so smart

You could steal a heart

Anytime that you please

Eugene, you genius

Could you teach me

Eugene, you genius

Eugene, you genius

Eugene, you genius

Eugene, you genius