Speedoo - Brinsley Schwarz

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Now they up and call me Speedoo

But my real name is Mister Earl

Now they up and call me Speedoo

But my real name is Mister Earl

All for meetin' brand-new fellows

And for takin' other folks' girls

Now they up and call me Speedoo

'Cause I don’t believe in wastin' time

Now they up and call me Speedoo

'Cause I don’t believe in wastin' time

Now I’ve known some pretty women

And I thought that would change their minds

Well, now, some they call me Joe

Some they call me Moe

Best man is Speedoo;

He don’t never take it slow

Now they up and call me Speedoo

But my real name is Mister Earl

Now they up and call me Speedoo

But my real name is Mister Earl

Now they’re gonna call me Speedoo

Till they call off makin' pretty girls

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