Finale - Brian D'Arcy James, John Lithgow, Sweet Smell of Success Ensemble

Gotta mention my client

(Need a plug for the plaza)

Or I’m out of a job

(El Morocco)

Gotta be in

Gotta be in

Look at ‘em wait for J. J

Look at ‘em hold their breath

For a crumb in The Column

They stand there and pray

Hard to believe I did that

Hard to believe I cared

Bye bye J. J

God I love the night

He never loves ya' back

I wanna saunter in

And step into the light

He’s gonna fade to black

Ya' got a nightmare

When you see it all come true

See it all come true

Then it all goes crazy

Then it all goes crazy

Crazy, crazy, crazy

Play those war drums no more

I’m all done with the war

Fin’lly free of it

Fin’lly free of it

Free!

The Column begins…

Broadway mourns the loss

Of one of its greatest comets

Sidney Falco

Who was found dead early this morning

A moment of silence for a classy guy

Pearl Bailey

Causing traffic jams inside The Latin Quarter

Betty Davis at Luchow’s

Huddling over a big project…

Gotta get in The Column

From which everything flows

There’s no end to The Column

On and on and on it goes

On and on and on it goes

On and on it goes