"69" - Bret Michaels

Dick meets jane and a fire starts

Jane leaves dick and it breaks his heart

Dick asked jane, «why'd you leave me?»

«cause you’re not dangerous, rough or sleazy»

Now dick’s dangerous

Now dick’s rough

Now dick’s sleazy

Nice guy dick don’t live here anymore

Dick bought a swanky love pad down by the shore

He’s going prime time

Online

All the girls come around to get dick

They all adore him now 'cause he acts like a prick

Each one tries to tie dick down

Dick never falls in love, on the girls start coming 'round

Dick don’t fall for their sweetness

He knows their weakness

Dick knows a secret

Secret is dick leased himself a nice car

Girls like car

Girls like dick

Dick scores

Suddenly jane wants back in dick’s life

'cause jane hears dick’s a popular guy

Jane looks good, dick takes her home

Dick kicks hers out after he gets his bone

Now jane wants him

Now jane needs him

Now jane loves him

Jane loves dick now that she got the heave ho Jane got what she wanted

Dick ain’t a nice guy no more

Spoken by woman: but i want dick!