The Big House - Bret McKenzie

-Instrumental-

Follow me and I’ll show you to your room

An executive twin suite… with a view

… Free of charge

You can see the stars to the mini bars

In the big house, you’ll never be alone

Life ain’t bad in the big house

No froggy no

Check out after ten

Or eleven years

You’re a home away from home

Here’s the guarded room since 1932

A five star resort, don’t believe the online reviews

Pull up a seat, frog, grab yourself a stool

May I reccommend you try our famous gruel

In the big house, you’ll never be alone

Life ain’t bad in the big house

No froggy no

You’ll enjoy your stay

Perfect hideaway

Your home away from home

Accomidation here is far superior

Than anything else you will find in Siberia

Every town as a silver lining

When you’re inside you got time to find it

In the big house, you’re never on your own

Life ain’t bad in the big house

No froggy no

-Instrumental-

Living life in the big house

You’ll never be alone

Life ain’t bad in the big house

No froggy no

You’ll enjoy your stay

All expenses paid

Your home away from home