Scaring Myself - Bowling For Soup

Jaret: «What are you doin'?

Jaret: You’ve fallen apart in the last 20 seconds.»

Gary: «Oops…I just was…»

She slams the front door

Cause she knows that I can’t stand it

Gives me the finger

Cause she knows I’m wrapped around it

She calls me sweetheart

Cause she knows it makes me weak

She stepped in dog poo

And I’m still kissing her feet

Can you believe how this girl treats me like a king?

She took more than she gave to me

I gave my love, I got an STD

If she comes home, I hope that she’ll marry me

I wanna tell her that it’s over now

Hey look I’m arguing with myself

I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health

Now I’m scaring myself

The rollercoaster makes me sick

And she knows it

That’s why she always insists that I go on it

She told her friends that I need therapy, yea

I need a self-help group or a lobotomy

Can you believe how this girl treats me like a king?

She took more than she gave to me

I gave my love, I got an STD

If she comes home, I hope that she’ll marry me

I wanna tell her that it’s over now

Hey look I’m arguing with myself

I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health

Now I’m scaring myself

I’m wakin' up

Gettin' out

Wakin' up

Gettin' out

I’m wakin' up

Gettin' out

I wanna tell her that it’s over now

Hey look I’m arguing with myself

I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health

She took more than she gave to me

I gave my love, I got an STD

If she comes home, I hope that she’ll marry me

I wanna tell her that it’s over now

Hey look I’m arguing with myself

I think that my girlfriend is bad for my mental health

And now I’m really scaring myself