Ready For Bed - Born Ruffians

None of the pretty girls could do it

None of the pretty girls could do it

I tried and I tried

But I couldn’t get through it

None of the pretty girls could do it

All the battles in my mind

When I ran 'em once or twice

We talk it over on a date

And then decided we would not mate

When I’m alone at night

(When I’m alone at night)

Brushing my teeth by moonlight

(Brushing my teeth by moonlight)

I think of the ones I’ve kissed

And I think of the ones I don’t miss to kiss

And when I’m all ready for bed

I lie awake and think about the things that I’ve said

I pretend to sleep 'cause I know that I should

I pretend to sleep, though I wish that I could