Unicycle - Bombadil

Two wheels is too much for me

And handlebars are too easy

Spin my pedals on just one wheel

Put me on the saddle I’m outta here

Give me a unicycle dear

Give me a rubber dusty keel

Give me an edge that I can feel

As I bump up and down the hill

Goin fast is overrated

And falling off is what I’ve traded

It’s unbalanced but what a steal

Inefficient is my onliest fear