Jou Pa Is Hier - Bok van Blerk

dit was n donker aand op n donker pad

en my hele band was effentjies gespat

en ons kry vir duppie nowhere

want daai wiel is pap en daars geen spare

maar hier teen middernag sien ons n dowwe lig

en daai dowwe lig word toe n boer se plig

wat ons kom help hier in die middel van nowhere

en langs daai reuse boere sit sy dogter mooi

wat ons met haar colgate smile na die plaas toe nooi

hey jou pa is hier

jou pa is hier hou terug my bier

hey jou pa is hier

jou pa is hier maak dood daai vuur

hey jou pa is hier

so sit jou hanne teen die muur

hey jy raak nou wild

belowe oom dis nie my skuld

kom by die plaashuis aan vang n lekker stort

en ek skrik my lam toe daai boer daar staan

hy se «jy raak nie aan my dogter bok»

ek bind jou hormones vas ek druk jou in n hok

dis die einde van jou career

met my stomp knipmes sal ek n bok kastreer

en met daai woorde vas in gedagte

sleut ons daai kamerdeur gaan mal

en ek se

hey jou pa is hier

jou pa is hier hou terug my bier

hey jou pa is hier

jou pa is hier maak dood daai vuur

hey jou pa is hier

so sit jou hanne teen die muur

hey jy raak nou wild

belowe oom dis nie my skuld

sy like nie my musiek

sys n def leppard fan

met my kaal bo-lyf word ek n leopard man

gooi jou suiker op my

gooi jou suiker op my

hey jou pa is hier

jou pa is hier hou terug my bier

hey jou pa is hier

jou pa is hier maak dood daai vuur

hey jou pa is hier

jou pa is hier hou terug my bier

hey jou pa is hier

jou pa is hier maak dood daai vuur

hey jou pa is hier

so sit jou hanne teen die muur

hey jy raak nou wild

belowe oom dis nie my skuld

it was a dark night on a dark road

and my whole band was slightly splashed

and we get for duppie nowhere

because that wheel is flat and there are no spare

but here at midnight we see a dim light

and that dim light then becomes a farmer's duty

what we come to help here in the middle of nowhere

and next to those giant farmers his daughter sits beautifully

who invites us to the farm with her colgate smile

hey your dad is here

your dad is here hold back my beer

hey your dad is here

your father is here kill that fire

hey your dad is here

so put your hands against the wall

hey you're going wild now

promise uncle it's not my fault

arrive at the farmhouse to catch a nice shower

and I startled my lamb when that farmer was standing there

he says «you do not touch my daughter goat»

I bind your hormones I push you into a cage

it's the end of your career

with my blunt paring knife I will castrate a goat

and with those words firmly in mind

do we lock that room door go crazy

and I see

hey your dad is here

your dad is here hold back my beer

hey your dad is here

your father is here kill that fire

hey your dad is here

so put your hands against the wall

hey you're going wild now

promise uncle it's not my fault

she does not like my music

sys n def leppard fan

with my bare upper body I become a leopard man

pour your sugar on me

pour your sugar on me

hey your dad is here

your dad is here hold back my beer

hey your dad is here

your father is here kill that fire

hey your dad is here

your dad is here hold back my beer

hey your dad is here

your father is here kill that fire

hey your dad is here

so put your hands against the wall

hey you're going wild now

promise uncle it's not my fault