If a Man Answers - Bobby Darin

If a Man Answers your phone when I call

Oh, there’s gonna be some screamin' that ain’t all

'Cause if I’m here callin' you

Then who’s the who I’m talkin' to?

Why any fool could see

That for sure it ain’t me If a Man Answers your phone then honey we’re through!

Now everything between us used to be fine

Till I became a third party

When there ain’t no party line

You-hear-me-talkin'

Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again

Oh and their better be a soprano on the other end

'Cause if the voice is baritone

When you told me you’d be home alone

Well, then I’m wastin' my time

Not to mention my dime

So, If a Man Answers your phone then honey I’m gone!