Deck a Ho - Bob The Drag Queen

What a do you’ll tight seasonish

It’s your girl Hood Pussy once again

But now I got my cousin LaQuifa (what!?)

We commin' to stomp on your gifts

Drink your milk, eat your cookies

And whoop your kids bad asses

Hey everybody, nice to meet ya

New bitch on campus

Eating young MC’s like my name was Krampus (Heeey)

I’m the return on a new year

Trust me baby boy you do not wanna be here

They’re rushin' out to get me like Black Friday

And your man wanted two black Aphrodite, uh

Many other roofs, slay

Lame bitches outta my way

The presents, the gifts, the joy, the wheel

Fuck all the noise, I don’t have no chill

Deck a ho if she gets mouthy

Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

When the po po comes (that's right) bitch I’m outtie

Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Don me now, my new stilettos

Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, yes bitch!

Dodging all these hatin' assholes

Fa la-la-la-la, your boyfriend like it!

Santa comes down my chimney then im sit in the back

I kick the jolly motherfucker in his Christmas sack

Yelling ho ho ho

Give him a couple of blows

Now I call him Rudolph

He got a bloody red nose

He want cookies and milk

I want satin and silk

He got elfs and misses

I got five bad bitches

He spreadin' joy and good will

I’m making hundred dolla' bills

So yule tide motherfucker

Gimme that platinum heels

Deck a ho if she gets mouthy

Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

When the po po comes (that's right) bitch I’m outtie

Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Don me now, my new stilettos

Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, yes bitch!

Dodging all these hatin' assholes

Fa la-la-la-la, your boyfriend like it!

Everytime around Christmas bitches wanna get slick

But then you gotta find that attitude and check you quick

Keep my name out your mouth unless it’s to my benefit

'Cause when bitches talk shit, bitches get hit

I want snow, I want ice, I want everything that’s nice

I gave you my wishlist

Please dont make me ask you twice

Do you want my advice?

Well, let me be precise

Give me what the fuck I want or you will have to pay the price

You better not cry, you better not pout

'Cause if you do you gettin' knocked the fuck out

Hood Pussy is coming to town

Shit!

LaQuifa is Hood Pussy, I’m waiting for you

We standing outside

Where you at?

Damn!

Why you’re always late?

Anyway, love you boo!

Oh, did somebody call for a ho ho ho?

It’s LaQuifa

Wh-wh-what?!

You’re 'bout that holiday

True pimps, they focus on the holipay (pay-pay-pay)

Y’all looking for halls to deck?

I’ll be sitting by the fireplace counting checks, bet

I don’t these claws

Sitting at the North Pole, frozen rose, ha!

Clock my new shoes

Fur platforms that drop on your roof

You be nice I’m naughty, daughty

Keep the eggnog make my hot hottie

You want a new gift?

Put a bow on this body

Sign for this package and we’re gettin' to the party, lottie

Ooh, come on Hood Pussy, let’s find us a North Pole to slide down

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ow!

De-de-deck the halls, twerk and split

Call me menorah because this bitch is lit

Deck a ho if she gets mouthy

Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

When the po po comes bitch I’m outtie

Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Don me now, my new stilettos

Fa la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, yes bitch!

Dodging all these hatin' assholes

Fa la-la-la-la, your boyfriend like it!

And whoop your kids bad asses