Goodwill - Bob Schneider

Yeah you can take my money, put it in your pocket

Buy yourself some makeup, get lit up like a rocket

Glance back from the ceiling and float it off the front porch

Do it with the feeling, carry it with a soft torch

You never tell the truth when I ask about your day

But you say it’s just my mind playing tricks I say «okay»

But I got a couple hunches etched up that you won’t play

Got me waiting all night and all I need’s a small taste but

Why you wanna jump down my throat

And make a nest in my heart

Treat me like an old coat

Wear me out and just leave me at the Goodwill

Sleeping, dreaming with my eyes still glistening, girl

Go on, I’m listening

The first one’s always free, the last one’s always too much

Man, you never call me, you know that I’m a soft touch

Got the invitation but the ??

well he done wronged me

Got a call from the president he said he liked it when he saw me

He said «meet me at the barge», I had to take a quick pee

Then I got real sleepy, then took a nap inside my car

Babe we used to kick it truly, lovers like the best we do

But now we hardly ever, do we?

Now we hardly ever, do we?

Why you wanna jump down my throat

And make a nest in my heart

Treat me like an old coat

Wear me out and just leave me at the Goodwill

Sleeping, dreaming with my eyes still glistening, girl

Go on, I’m listening

Don’t you ever wonder what happened to the dinosaurs?

Don’t you ever want to spend your life like we was before?

Don’t want you want to try to dig a way out of this ditch?

And why you wanna be such a petulant baby?

When it comes to stock options I don’t know what to think

Once you were my princess, one I was your king

Once I was a castle, once I was a dragon

Once it was a happy ending, I ain’t bragging

But I love you truly no matter what the weather

But I can’t do it all if you won’t get it together

I can’t save us both, this shore is much too rocky

If this loving was a sport it’d be hockey

Why you wanna jump down my throat

And make a nest in my heart

Treat me like an old coat

Wear me out and just leave me at the Goodwill

Sleeping, dreaming with my eyes still glistening, girl

Go on, I’m listening