Minimum Wage - Bob Rivers

-Welcome to BurgerDoodle, can I have your order please?

-Oh yes.

I’d like a Spiffy Burger with low fat cheese and an order of seasoned

curly fries but only if they’re cooked in virgin peanut oil.

-Ummm, $ 7.42 at the second window.

Drive through please.

I work on a deep fryer, at a fast food chain

And my employers, Crack the whip and the chains

But what do I get, For my pay?

A couple dollars, is just pocket change

If I save my dough, For a month or so

I couldn’t buy a can of coke, It’s a joke!

Despite a measly raise, I am starvin' on minimum wage

Despite a measly raise, I am starvin' on minimum wage

I slave every day but I can’t afford a date with a babe

Despite a measly raise, I am starvin' on minimum wage

I can’t afford to have no fun

So I’m spitting on your toasted bun

I’ve made this one especially for you

-Yeah, I’ll hold the pickle for ya, pal

-How about some special sauce, huh?

Enjoy the lung butter

-There you go, sir, enjoy your burger!