T.V. Scientist - Boats

Wake up!

Our motorcade is on fire

TV scientist our situation’s dire

And everything appears in 3D wires everything appears in 3D wires

Should you command it

Had a vision of a knight at a Discount Tire, a vision of a knight at a Discount

Tire

We’ll wait out this whirlwind of lawn chairs in the sky

Until you get home we’ll get high fives and then we’ll die

So you can eat all the frosting off your Christmas party cakes

And spend all your days convalescing in those heated lakes

May all your ethnic personnel always whistle while they work

Dazzle us with shadows on the wall for the lonely office clerk

Cure our headaches make all of our paragraphs rhyme

Read them backwards may all of your lab coats blind

Protect us from door knobs with doors that go swoosh

TV scientist reflects on his wasted TV youth

Protect us from door knobs with doors that go swoosh

TV scientist reflects on his wasted TV youth

Build me a toothbrush dream a dream

Parade my back aches in white limousines