Miss UK - Blueboy

Guess who’s wearing jeans

Orange, chocolate seams

Every season a new creation

Baby day-glo rinse affair

Lipstick if you care

Frighten the horses

Remember dior, sir

I’m your circus clown

And miss U.K. stood

For something that’s fashionable

Miss U.K. seasons come and go

Felt tip eyeshadow

Pouting’s a doddle

They taught it at my school last June

If you’ll believe

And miss U.K. stood

For something that’s fashionable