Drunk in Missouri - Bludgers

Well the Blue Note doorman stares at my ID under the light

And I’m having myself a bad hair day

And I’m having myself a bad hair night.

I gotta get myself inside before the count of ten

because I’m

drunk in Missourri

i’m drunk in Missourri

i’m drunk in Missourri again.

She’s saying my Daddy’s back in law school

and he’s getting his degree

and he’s married to a woman

who is six months youger than me.

Well I wonder what it’d be like to be part of her family tree

because I’m drunk in Missourri

i’m drunk in Missourri

I’m drunk and I’m in Missourri

And I’m dancing alone

dancing alone

dancing alone

dancing alone.

Well I’ve been leaning on this bar

propping up this bar

holding up this bar

and suffering gladly

leaning on this bar

holding up this bar

propping up this bar

suffering gladly

leaning on this bar

holding up this bar

propping up this bar

and suffering gladly

and now the barmaid with the t-shirt's

giving me that second look.

And I’m feeling like i’m reeling

through a morrison picture book.

once they throw me through

because I won’t get back in here.

because i’m drunk in missourri

I’m drunk in missourri

well I’m drunk and i just got another beer

well i’m drunk an I just got a beer

well i’m drunk and I just got a beer in missourri

and i’m drunk and i’m in misery in missourri

well i’m drunk and i’m in misery