Roadkill - Blatz

I was trying to drive with my knees

While my sister and brother in Law were fucking in the back seat

Cocked the rear view down to see

Masturbating with my right hand

Shooting roadsigns with my left hand

You were all over the road swerving to hit

The roadkill running away from that big

White sattelite car I threw flowers

On the roadkill you left and wondered

What had pissed you off so bad

Cock in one hand gun in the other

100 and 10 degrees outside

Leaving skid marks all across both lanes

All turned up on and you were her brother

Rows of corn passing by on both sides

You didn’t see me close behind

I’d wait till you’d stop to piss

To find out what was on your mind

Can you Cum and Shoot your Gun?

Can you drive straight when you Cum?

And are you justa justa… bout to Cum?

…and then the crash