Boiled Potato - Blake Babies

Oh, potato, if you only knew

I’m three years younger than you

Oh, potato, if only you knew

Boiled potato

I had a hole in my heart

And you landed on my plate

Now, I feel all weak in the knees

Was it something I ate?

Oh, potato, if you only knew

I don’t know what to do

Oh, potato, if you only knew

What I think of you

You make me hate myself

You make me feel like a bubbling fool

I’m stupid and ugly

You’re superior and cool

Oh, potato, if you only knew

How many times I think of you

Oh, potato, if you only knew

What I think of you

I’m glad I met ya'

My boiled potato

I wanna' show you to the world

To everyone I know

Oh, potato, if you only knew

Whenever I think, I think of you

Oh, potato, if you only knew

What I think of you

(Anywhere you be)

(Be alone with me)

Oh, potato, if you only knew

I don’t know what to do

Oh, potato, if you only knew

What I think of you